My Life

Jan 29

onlinegf:

onlinegf:
send me your best pick up line

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4 years ago

Jan 29

yeehawlw:

this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show

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4 years ago

Sep 12

roslips:

tahreza:
rassclaart:
deweypetal:
Peanut butter is gross wtf
There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾
damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!
Originally posted by bricesander

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5 years ago

Sep 05

keybladeofsteel:

“Women shouldn’t curse.”
“Get fucked.”

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5 years ago

Sep 05

mulletlove:

i love housesitting because it’s the opposite of rent…like ur gonna pay me to pet your cat and eat your perishables and shower in your fancy bathroom? ok?????

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5 years ago

Sep 05

sonlosgatosespaciales: